T-Rex: Let us start with the assumption that not all people are duds!
Narrator: HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS
T-Rex: It sure would be nice to hang out with those non-duds, huh? It seems to me the easiest way to make this happen is to go where they go. Like, for example, if non-duds like to hang out in giant rooms where every surface is covered in momentum increasing trampolines - which honestly seems PRETTY LIKELY - then that's where you should chill! T-Rex: Okay, enjoy the new friends, thank me later!
Utahraptor: Momentum-increasing trampolines? T-Rex: Could anything be more fun?? THE ANSWER: no.
Utahraptor: But you'd eventually end up smeared into a red mist! T-Rex: There's safeties built in! Once you approach red mist territory, the room's trampolines become merely momentum MAINTAINING. Utahraptor: Alright, I'm in. This sounds awesome!
Narrator: IT TURNS OUT SUCH ROOMS DO NOT EXIST: T-Rex: How is it possible that I imagine momentum-increasing trampoline rooms IN SUCH AMAZING DETAIL if they don't actually exist?? T-Rex: How - T-Rex: How is this a just universe