Narrator: T-REX DECIDES TO FIGURE OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE:
T-Rex: Yeah! Because NOBODY ELSE has done it yet...
T-Rex: ...despite literally THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF CIVILIZATION??
T-Rex: Oh God, I'm getting angry about it again. Dromiceiomimus, what is civilization except a machine designed to make life better for everyone? And what could make life better for everyone - LITERALLY EVERYONE - than ACTUALLY KNOWING the point of EVERYTHING??
Dromiceiomimus: Not much!
T-Rex: Exactly!!
Utahraptor: So now you just need to succeed where everyone else who's tried has failed.
T-Rex: Pfft. EASY!
T-Rex: Because I'VE got advantages they never had.
Utahraptor: True: we are all standing on the shoulders of giants.
T-Rex: I was gonna say "My advantage is that I'm not a huge loser", but that's good too.
Off panel: Bold take to call every philosopher who came before you a huge loser.
T-Rex: Not really: that's what they ALL say, when you get down to it! I just said it in fewer words.
T-Rex: Because *I* care about your TIME!!