T-Rex: So a bunch of religions insist theirs is the only CORRECT one, and that the other religions are wrong. Sure! Fine! Makes sense! But how come there's not religions that claim the others are ALSO correct...
T-Rex: ...but that THEIR god can beat up YOUR god??
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex over here, inventing polytheism from first principles!
T-Rex: No, that's different! What I'm proposing is a religion that says even the OTHER religions are just as true, but that their god OR GODS are weaker than the ones they believe in!
Utahraptor: T-Rex over here, inventing omnism from first principles!
T-Rex: No, that's different too!
T-Rex: Omnism is a belief in ALL religions. What I want is that, PLUS the belief that their own god is PHYSICALLY THE STRONGEST. The belief MUST be that sure, other gods exist, but THEIR god can physically suplex all the other gods. Like in Wrestlemania!
T-Rex: The suplexing is NOT a metaphor.
God: T-REX THERE IS NOT A SINGLE RELIGIOUS TEXT THAT INCLUDES THE PHRASE "LIKE IN WRESTLEMANIA!" SO YOU MAY HAVE COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW HERE
T-Rex: Thanks, broseph!
God: WEIRD TIME TO CALL ME BROSEPH BUT
God: WHATEVER
